For those of you outside of Colorado Springs, this is a site dedicated to the true king of amateur karaoke. (No matter what that asshole Sidney Day says) Pookey knows how to croon with the best and he is one hell of a shower soccer player too. For any of you who think you are Don-fucking-Johnson and a better singer, you guys can kiss my green penis!
You will not believe it but the great Pookey Sleeves has finished stealing the show from Sidney Day again. He has finished shooting on OPEN TOED MIC> He is now only waiting for the final product so that the world will see who the real king of amateur karaoke is baby.
After being kidnapped by angry Sidney Day fans, Pookey Sleeves is out of the hospital and ready to sing. "I would like to thank all the monkey fuckers out there that were so supportive of me in my time of need. Although none of you tickled my butthole." When asked if he was still going to still contribute his services to OPEN TOED MIC he said, "You bet your sweet gonads, I ain't letting Sidney Day be the only fucking star around here! I always shine the brightest, like your zit on the first day of high school."
TWISTED GONAD PUTS SIDNEY DAY ON THEIR WEBSITE
The Nad has uploaded classic videos of karaoke singer Sidney Day. Hopefully I can dredge up some of my old shit to put on this site but Sidney Has stuff he has done with Depeche Mode and A Flock of Seagulls
POOKEY SLEEVES INDUCTED INTO THE BRAND NEW KARAOKE HALL OF FAME
Pookey Sleeves has been selected as one of the first people to be inducted into the new Karaoke Hall of Fame. This is great honor for Mr. Sleeves who celebrated but beating his with an icee pop. Way to go Pook!
OPEN TOED MIC LOCATION ANNOUNCED NEW NEW NEW
COLORADO SPRINGS-The Pookey Sleeves movie disguised as Sidney Day's biography has been announced to start filming the first week in July at the Icon/STATIC Party Complex at 5917 N Academy in Colorado Springs. With Pookey in the house they'll be lucky if there will be a girl with panties in the crowd left. There will be shower soccer demonstrations for any lovely lady that wants to ride the foreskin express.
POOKEY AGREES TO PLAY IN SIDNEY DAY BIO
COLORADO SPRINGS-In the upcoming Sidney Day biography, Pookey Sleeves has agreed to play himself in the movie. It is set to begin filming later this year with small independent company Possessed Hand Productions doing the filming. This is huge for all fans of Pookey Sleeves. He is popping a Woody to be able to show his skills even if it is in that wanker Sidney's movie. Stay tuned for more updates.
BEAVER'S DICK EXTENSION SURGERY GOES OVER GREAT
COLORADO SPRINGS-Pookey's side kick Beaver underwent successful penis extension surgery and it is only a matter of time before he is pissing across highways again. When asked why he had such a surgery he said, "I Lost a Leg in a wicked hubcap robbery mishap and I thought why get another leg when I can walk on my wee-wee." No word yet on how he will be able to ride bulls again with on leg sticking straight out in the air.
POOKEY TO PERFORM AT UPCOMING CONTEST
COLORADO SPRINGS-At Paul's in the next couple of weeks the 'Shower Soccer Invitational' will be held with the winner getting a professional karaoke contract. Look for that as well as the guy with the dead rotten fish sticking out of his zipper.
THE POOKEY SLEEVES STORY
There's not much to tell really. I knew I was Don-fucking-Johnson from an early age. I was born from a small testtube never knowing my real mother. I went to an all girls school except when they shipped me cross town for P.E. at the Deaf and Blind School. The girls were always real nice to me, letting me play with the pretty dolls at recess, but those blind kids...oh man. That was when I lost my virgnity. I was 8 and he was 9. He was one of the blind kids and he thought I was his boxers. All I knew was that I was in the mood for love. They threw me out of school for having an affair with my fourth grade teacher. Before you get mad at her realize I was sixteen years old in the fourth grade. Phonics can be tough. I went to singing for my supper from there. I would sing outside of the soup kitchen. You want to know who are some major tight asses try getting any money from the homeless. Those cock biters wouldn't pass a single dime my way. The best I could hope for was to find a urine filled jar on vegetable soup day. However I earned their hearts and one told me about a bar that he always passed out in and how they would give you money for winning the karaoke contest. That's how my amateur career started and someday I will be a professional karaoke singer.
Pookey wants to hear from you
If you want to email Pookey, and he always responds to his email, check the link below. EMail him if you want to help out with the movie. Afterall, karaoke people stick together. send Pookey an email
BEAVER'S CORNER - the only place on the net where you can get the ramblings of Pookey's Sidekick Beaver
--Why is something called a sports bra when it doesn't play any sports like ass ranging?
--If a girl is on her period and she starts bleeding out her ear is she on her question mark?
--When I wash my scrotum I try to use the S.O.S. pad only with water. Otherwise it just hurts!
--I have jumped on many dogs and no matter how hard I jump they won't help me with my alphabet!
--Mustard in the ass only tastes good if it isn't your own ass.
--Does anybody really care about world cup soccer in a country that has indoor plumbing.
--Randy Moss is too whiny and bruises his box on the field.
--I watch sports on TV but it gets hard when I let out a stinky fart and the people on the screen pass out.
MORE COMING SOON
Here's Beaver Getting Ready for a fresh game of Shower Soccer with his master Pookey
Beaver is known for his keen fashion sense and his strong urgency o bring orange and black back into style SEND BEAVER AN EMAIL
